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  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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clarabosswald:

#NEVER NEVER NEVER FORGET NINE #nine who thought that everyone was important #nine who took a regular girl with a regular job #and told people that he took with him #and that was rose tyler #the ninth doctor who got along with jack harkness #the ninth doctor who tore apart the galaxy in fire and rage #then patched it back up better #nine who looked at rose like she was the most important thing in the galaxy #nine who was born from war #and beat the horror of his regeneration #who bettered himself #who lived up to the name of #nine was so so important #nine was my doctor #my first doctor #nine pulled me in to this insane show about monsters #and made me believe that there would always be someone #despite the odds #despite everything working against them #that would care #that would fix the wrong #that would save the world #nine is my doctor #and he should be yours too (via)

man-of-prose
Human relationships didn’t work anyhow. Only the first two weeks had any zing, then the participants lost their interest. Masks dropped away and real people began to appear: cranks, imbeciles, the demented, the vengeful, sadists, killers. Modern society had created its own kind and they feasted on each other. It was a duel to the death…in a cesspool.
Charles Bukowski, Women (via man-of-prose)